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The Sexual Bucket List
(usual rules apply: bold what you have done, italicise what you want to do)
1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space
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I'll be honest I just liked the title.
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DON'T WANNA WRITE MARKETING COPY.
FUCK THIS FUCKING BOOK AND FUCK IT SIDEWAYS.
(By which I mean, clockworkwasp has very kindly donated a domain to the cause of "publicising my book" because she is amazing and insane and I've probably had a birthday at some point in my life, or something. This does however mean that I have to code the damn thing [YAY I LOVE HAND-CODING WEBSITES IN BORING HTML ( Read more... )